Prawn cocktail

RuPaul spilling the tea
Reed Words
by Reed Words
Ru Paul

Ingredients

  • 550g raw jumbo king prawns (yes, size matters)
  • 200g mayonnaise
  • 50g tomato ketchup
  • 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 tsp lemon juice, plus lemon wedges to serve
  • Pinch of paprika
  • 1 ripe avocado, sliced
  • Shrettuce
  • Itty bitty pinch of cayenne pepper

Instructions

  1. Good luck, and don’t f*** it up.

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