We've all seen voice guidelines like this one

It's a joke. Kind of.
Mike Reed
by Mike Reed

Eight bright sparks, three years as an agency, more decades of combined experience than we care to mention, and we've finally cracked it.

Here's Afy Nou with the definitive take on brand voice. (As seen in Creative Review.)

Perfect brand guidelines

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